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Some guy who's absolutely perfect. He's smart, funny, and can be a little bitchy. He's someone you'll meet over the internet, or over summer vacation and it'll be something that can never last/happen. he's someone you never want to let go, and get jealous of when girls talk to him. He'll always be older than you, but he'll have something in common with you. To sum it all up. HE'S A FUCKING DOUCHE.
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