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An abnormally obese Honors [English teacher] that knows nothing about the subject. Wears a tutu and extends arms into the air with a McDonald's Quater Pounder in both pudges called "hands". Is indeed a sea lion with star pasties on her oddly shaped nipples. Or in more simple terms: An [ugly ass bitch] that teaches english, is always [high on crack], and gives birth to gophers and chipmunks.
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