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a girl that she does get shitfaced when you get here drunk. when shes stoned you can barley tell a difference from her real personality cept she gets way sexier. most guys try to fuck her. but if you know her... shell wrap you round her pretty little fingers and leave you hanging their. she lets you look all you wont and even shakes her ass a lil just to catch your eye. but let me tell you! that girl is small but she can pack a punch! only look and NEVER touch or shell kick your ass!!! im a ufc fighter and she took me like cake and i was even punchen her in her pretty boobs!!! she likes to make songs, she sings them to me all the time because im like her best friend and i guess she already noes im in love with her so she dont care about looking weird in front on me. i think she sings like an angel even though she says she sings awful. she always makes songs about some calob guy which needs his ass kicked for making her cry. i wuld die to have her but no she wont have me. she wants so guy i have no clue is! btu she can be really sweet when she ants an somehow she dont eve cry if she gets really bad hurt..i no. if she broke her leg in half shed just laugh. but the only way she does cry is when shes in love and trust me it has to be deep. she can impersonate anybody! and she is so stupid when it comes to getting jokes and common sense that you would be laughing you ass off almost pissing everywhere wathcing her try to figure somthing out!!
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