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A last name. Given at birth, kept by being a badass. If you suck, we kick you outa the family. They can smell fear, and it is a scent that makes a Stombock angry. It is usually dealt with a swift kick to either the nuts or a punch in the baby-maker, though in rare cases ends with the death of said fearful person. Stombocks drink entirely too much at totally innapropriate times, because they can. If you don't like it, take it up with them, they will be sure to take the time to listen, then proceed to remove your testicles for being such a "bitch".
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