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The greatest number of all time because it is: the only even prime number the only number where n + n = n x n (besides zero) the atomic number of helium the number of genders there are the number of ears/eyes/cheeks/shoulders/arms/hands/ legs/feet you have the number of fingers held up when making the peace sign the number of useful things on a pencil the number of doors on a refrigerator the number of good rap songs there are the number of d's in DnD the number of different products you buy at the store involving paper rolled around a hollow cardboard cylinder the number of legs on an unstable table the number of times you need to change your underwear every year a reasonable amount of cookies to eat the number of words in PhD(despite 3 letters!) the number of things that a spork is a fusion of the number of KFC Buckets that you need to eat daily to become obese the number of funny "Yo Momma" jokes the number of bad actors who starred in "Transformers" the number that Paris Hilton can count to AND MUCH MUCH MORE! 2's greatness doesn't end here though... look inside yourself to find every other reason why 2 is undoubtedly the best number of all time!!
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