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A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches). Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue. The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
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