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Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern [United States], and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, [small children] and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or [national guard] center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.
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