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Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all. This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag. verb; to schlong-goggle
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