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Mentioned in the [television] series How I Met [Your Mother] by Ted. Lance Hardwood is an everyday name that parents may choose to abandon their baby to an [orphanage] and leave a note saying that their name is Lance Hardwood, therefore ruining said child's life for ever and ever. This has been done time and time again with other names such as; Mike Clitoris, Hugh Jass, Mike Hock, Yurik Hunt. Spelling may vary. "On an completely unrelated note, all names mentioned above are often used by pornstar."
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