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a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing. There are five different levels: level 1. your average teenager level 2. john wilkes booth level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin level 4. nazis level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone
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