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After 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream...the day finally comes when your boyfriend saves up enough "crop cash"for down payment on a piece of land. The whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.
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