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A horizoholic is a person afflicted with the addiction of being [horizontal]. It is a long and rocky path to recovery from horizoholicism, many horizoholics start off as 'anglers' and then literally descend into a one-dimensional world of being [horizontal]. The first step to recovery is identifying that you do indeed have a problem, initial signs include: over-use of the word 'landscape', a [disassociation] of the world above the skirting board, and finally, people staring at you A LOT. There is no simple way to cure horizoholicism, many experts suggest 'standing-up' but this tends to prove ineffective. Horizoholics should always remember that it is only when we all stand together that we may hope to stand at all.
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