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Attach bungee cord to ceiling. Have the naked girl turn unsidedown with her legs spread eagle. You may want to prop her up against something like a chair, pillow, etc. Have the male climb a ladder with the bungee attached to him and swoop down right into the hole like an eagle eyeing its prey. Swoop(going in for the kill), doink!!!(hitting your target) uhhhhh!!!(chick), woosh!!! (like superman flying away, he comes quick, satisfies your needs and before you know it he's gone). Note: must have good aim with pecker or else someone may get hurt, crunching your pecker on the floor, bed, chair may never let you have children. Created by wes tanya and matt
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