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Fake boobs which obviously look fake. Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs. Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
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