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Slower than shit. A seemingly [never ending] period of extreme discomfort or boredom. As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white [knuckled on] the [handicapped] bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
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