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Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random [without warning]. The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death. Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, [projectile vomiting], coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED. Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. [Unfortunately], amnesia is not a side-effect.
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