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An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws. An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
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