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One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors: - Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all. - Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text. - Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak. - Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them. - Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever. - They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master. - Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno. - Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them. *Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
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