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A website dedicated to the texts of the previous night. These mostly consist of texts about getting smashed, high, laid, or college. Since most texts submitted seem to follow the same formula of "being so drunk that you have to text your friend the next day to tell them what they did" you often wonder if they are for real. But you love them anyway and even post them as your facebook status to look cool and have something to talk about with your "friends".
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