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This fine vodka is available at all CVS retailers and varies in cost from $9 to $11 for a handle. It tastes like a dead meth addict and gets you more fucked up than normal vodka. Best consumed in a mixed drink or straight up in the dark by yourself from a red cup. As a side note, the omission of the "d" in "gran" is a matter of speculation. However, most experts agree that the extra letter would have cost more to print, so they left it out.
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