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A person who is the god of everything that is and will be hookah. His wise and noble hookah ways usually lead to a gathering of disciples, whom try to learn his dark and mysterious hookah teachings. A Hookah Nick status can be obtained by showing hookah novices something they've never seen before hookah related, which is shortly followed by their eternal devotion and blowjobs. See also "Hookah Fluffer"
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