Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
When your 20-something year old hooker is in town and you won't be going into work for the day because you'll be busy banging her, put on the calendar that you're "out of pocket" so that way no one at your work will really know [what you're doing]. This works best if [you're a] 40+ year old [perverted] and fugly old man that looks like a penguin.
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.