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Funny person, tho he may be a tad bipolar. Their personality is so damn colorful, that it often blinds people, causing them to run in circles for hours. This person is deathly afraid of dust bunnies, and has nightmares about guinnea pigs. His life's ambition is to go into space and have someone videotape him dancing naked on the outside shuttle in zero-gravity.
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