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The nearly impossible decision that is made when choosing which Christmas tree to cut down in the forest or purchase at a tree lot. Most often, this decision is made by the wife of a husband who could care less what tree is selected. The decision often involves factors like length, girth, symmetry, and what the neighbors and friends have. It appears that most treecision makers like trees that are long, rigid, thick, and uncomfortably large to stuff into a small home.
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