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1. The process of being yelled at loudly 2. Beat over the head with a Awesome Auger 3 Getting your intestines ripped out with a Dual Saw 4. Getting your eyes gouged out with a Jupiter Jack 5. Being choked with a Zorbeez 6. Getting your nuts cut off with a Samurai Shark 7. Become blinded by Oxiclean to the face 8. Being knocked out and waking to find a tube of Mighty Putty shoved one and a half feet up your ass and die of anal bleeding. And that what happens to whom who screws with the mighty Billy Mays.
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