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To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching. first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating. second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant. third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.
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