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Beerzheimer’s disease is a brain disorder named for Netherlands beer maker Freddy Heineken, who first described it in 1929 after loosing his ass in the stock market crash and drinking 14 beers. Scientists have learned a great deal about Beerzheimer’s disease in the century since Freddy first drew attention to it. Today we know that Beerzheimer’s is the brains built-in mechanism for protecting itself from remembering shit like: > Grabbing the bartenders ass .... and a nice ass it was > Crashing a golf cart into a giant rock > Taking home a girl named Mercedes > Hitting a strippers boobs and pretending they are speedbags > Losing all you money playing card games you don't understand
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