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A palintologist is a scientist who investigates dumb politicians. Those who run for office, however, believe that they are the front and center of the world. They think that without any book learning and experience, they have God's blessing of a talented tongue and a winking eye. Unlike President W, who told graduates at Yale "if you have all C-s, you too can be President of the United States." She/he has told any thousands who listen that he/she has better backing.
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