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An event that commences after the University of Michigan fails to obtain commitments from any top recruits who recently visited said school. There must be at least 5 Rivals 100 recruits in attendance and the University of Michigan must fail to obtain a commitment from a single one. Once the Mimmocalypse has commenced, you can expect an extended winter in Ann Arbor that will last into August and a series of declarations by Michael Kimmel that will lament the state of the University of Michigan football program and express doubt that they will ever feature a decent team again. These declarations are notable for their use of "......" at the end of each one.
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