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Awesomosity is the measure or level of awesome within a person, place, thing, thought, or idea. Awesomosity is measured in Internets, which is the standard-system unit. Although the metric system does not have an awesomosity unit, it is commonly measured in an informal unit known as the Yurop. The formula for determining awesomosity is thus: a= (b*(s-c)) + (g-d) - (j+n) Where a= Awesomosity (in Internets) b= Beer (in kegs) s= number of strippers c= number of strippers that don't completely strip down/ugly strippers/male strippers p= porn (in g= Number of Game Consoles and Computers d= Outdated Game Consoles and Computers that cannot play WoW j= Jocks n= Nerds It is unknown where this formula came from, but it is widely believed to have been created by a mysterious scientist/Sciamancer.
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