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A girl who, despite having 'the goods', just isn't attractive. Typically as a result of personality/intelligence or a complete lack thereof. It is perfectly normal to find a northern pike 'hot' but the thought of dating one ought to induce near suicidal nausea Derived from the song "She ain't pretty (she just looks that way)" by the Northern Pikes
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