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Mr. Nice Guy, Is a way to describe the certain situation -Where your dick is not HARD, nor Soft.... Meaning there's enough blood pumped in it to give it some respected amounts of girth and heftiness, and a very nice banana shape... And, there's not enough blood to make it erect and create some discomfort in public nudity places(i.e Public showers, Schools gym shower, Sauna...). All this makes a perfect situation for walking proudly among other fellow men which do not or are not currently having this phenomenon. Public showers are a great place to have a "Mr. Nice Guy", because you walk proudly among other shrinked and springie looking dicks... Also a great time for it, is when you show him to a lady, So she can fully appreciate the shape and size of the tool.
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