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A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of [impeccable] pedigree slips whilst receiving oral [pleasure] in a standing position from a bald man whilst [on the rag]. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.
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