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A boland, or bolandiumii in plural, is a fungal infection that affects the tissue around the lavia for the woman. The infection does not affect males. Its symptoms are as follows, 1) Cough, Headache 2) Sweaty pubic area 3) Foul Smell (like rotten eggs) 4) A blotchy rash (yellow to orange in complexion) 5) Pussuiles (spots of underlying puss) Doctors admit that there is no cure, and CERN estimates that 1 in 150 people in the British Isles have this.Treatment is available, but due to the scraping off of the scabs, and the loss of parts of the lavia, many learn to live with "The Boland"
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