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A violent and somewhat [revolutionary] act, whereby one takes a [mason jar], a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, [of course], a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old.
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