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A simple rule that remind all ignorant people of their life philosophy. I before E. I before everyone. Me before everyone else. It is being instilled into the minds of young children all over the world. This simple little rule "I before E" seems harmless but is the cause of all our problems. Presidents,CEO's,Doctors,Bus drivers even Teachers! All corrupted by the innocent little rhyme they learned in elementary school. Little did they know it would cause them to only care about themselves first and others second. Also is apples new mindcontrol device coming soon. iBeforee- The next generation of brainwashing, to be installed in headphones to slowly lull user in to having crazy and unimaginable thoughts. such as believing that Macs are in fact better than PC's (Crazy!!). America getting out of this recession (Insane!!). And lastly, believing soulja boy is a decent rapper (OMG!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!)
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