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Masturbating to the lingerie pages of a clothing catalogue, as you did when you were 13 and couldn't get hold of proper filth. Also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot. (The Grattan catalogue was popular in the Uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)
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