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A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following: If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating? The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
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