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The Holiday celebrated on [December 20th] in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The [celebration] begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain [the creatures] power, as divine rite dictates her to do so. This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
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