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Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to search in the trash can next to you for any wiping material; usually results in using: -paper towels used previously to clean your sink -toilet paper used to previously clean the top of the toothpaste -previously used stridex pads -previously used tampons wrapped up in toilet paper -previously used tissues used to blow your nose -the cardboard cylinder of the recently run-out toilet paper
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