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A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again THAT UBER COOL (not) So in conclusion, fuck the bus.
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