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Like the term "donkey", it refers to a bad poker player. The zonkey, however, makes especially flashy poker moves or uses language to indicate they "know" the game when it is just a matter of time until they "zonk" away all their money with their poor play. The term is based on the animal called a "zonkey", which is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.
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