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A billabopper is a man who is middle aged and spends most of his time trying to win the lotto, and hitting up the popular strip clubs checking out the older babes. The billaboppers are usually turned on by flabby arms and pasty skin. A typical billabopper tells his old crazy wife who is suffering from alzheimers that he is going to the bowling alley when really he is going to the library to check out the hot librarian, her name is Reneldia. A billabopper basically is a creepy, lying, failure of a man.
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