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Auburn University is located on the plains in Alabama and is surrounded by cotton fields more cotton fields and oh yea cows. Instead of dorms, AU students live in trailers and brag about having running water and their riding lawnmowers. AU students commute to school in their big green tractors while having a bottle of whiskey in one hand and their cousins in the other. AU prides its self on supposedly two football National Championships, although in 2004 a twelve year old kid made his own poll at the end of the season and put Auburn number 1. Being the geniouses they are Tommy Tubberville and Pat Dye felt the poll was legite and declared Auburn national champs. Auburn is always living in the shadow of its neighbor the University of Alabama who has 12 national champions to their 1. Most AU grads go onto to become farmers and many succesful graduates of the business school have been linked to prestigous companies like Enron and GM.
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