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1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card. 2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word. 3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.
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