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A viral social disease that causes an immediate desire to reproduce. This virus is transmitted by a variety of vectors, including exposure to children's playgrounds, visits by nieces and nephews, reality television, glossy magazines, nagging parents. Signs and symptoms: cooing, wistful staring at small hats and gloves, reading books of names, aversion to latex...
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