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The Fromage du Jour is a great way to show that special lady how you feel about her... 1) Just before you leave for work, squeeze some nasty, cheesy pus from a crotch zit. Toe cheese may be substituted for the pus if necessary 2) Mash it up good between your fingers to release the fine odor of cheese 3) Rub it inside your woman's nostril while she is sleeping and go to work Now she will be able to enjoy that delicious fromage all day long!
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