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Suction Cup Syndrome

Suction Cup Sydrome, abbreviated SCS, is a disease that usually affects females (though it can occur in males as well) who 'suction' themselves to another person they are attracted to. This happens either after the SCS victim and their desired person have had [sexual relations], or sometimes even after the SCS victim has been taken out by said person.

Symptoms of a person who has SCS include non-stop texting and calling after having sex or [going on a date] with you, even when they get no responce; excessive creeping on your facebook/myspace/twitter and evidence of that supported through their undeniably accurate knowledge of where you are and who you are with at nearly all times- sometimes even 'happening to be in the same place at the same time'; and if the person claims to be in love with or obsessed with you, or your girl/boyfriend, even when any of those feelings are not mutual in any way.

SCS is more frequent in the ages ranging from 16-25, but there have found to be exceptions.

If you or anyone you know may be suffering from SCS, its recommended that you contact a doctor for the [possibility] of psycological treatment. In less serious cases, a good slap [in the face] from a much more level-headed friend will suffice.

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