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A phallic everyday object that is being used as a sex toy and is accidentally left out in a suggestive location not usually associated with the object (ie. carrot at bedside, banana in bathroom) If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before. Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.
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