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The Ajax is pose used in photography, pornography or on the DF as a dance move. This move is performed to allude to the supreme manliness of the individual performing it.

The Ajax is performed by raising one arm and holding it outstretched from the body at an elevated angle, while the second arm is bent at the elbow and pointed in the same direction as the outstretched arm. The person performing the Ajax should adopt a wide legged stance with the same leg as the outstretched arm cocked out towards the side. The individual then proceeds to thrust their hips forwards and backwards simulating being blown by an invisible individual on their knees. After several thrusts the pose is reversed thus the bent arm becomes the outstretched arm and visa vera while the leg cocked at an angle is returned to the centre and the opposite leg is cocked outwards and thrusting resumes.

This move first originated three thousand years ago around 1000 B.C. during the epic battle known as the Trojan War. The ancient greek war hero known as Ajax Telamon is reputed to have performed this move while receiving felatio from the Greek Goddess Athena a hectic Smoh Ah. Ajax's war companions Achilles and Odysseus witnessed Ajax receiving oral from the goddess and noted the pose he assumed while he was getting head. After the war ended the Heroes returned to their respective city states and ordered the wives to get on their knees and blow them. The wives gladly obliged having not seen their husbands for several years and upon receiving a blowjob the heroes performed the pose they had witnessed the legendary Ajax doing.

Since then the move has permeated pop culture to a significant degree and is now performed in a variety of circumstances including its original context as a pose to be assumed while receiving felatio.

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